Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Suspension

I just wanted to let you know that, due to the financial crisis currently roiling our nation, I have decided to suspend my professional activities until further notice. 

Among other things:
  • I am considering going to Washington, DC, to request a meeting with President Bush and other irrelevant players in the bailout package. 
  • I do not expect to attend Friday night's foreign policy debate at the University of Mississippi.
In light of the very serious challenges facing our nation, this is not a time for useful activity by me. If you need to reach me, please make a blog posting and I will respond within seconds.

Yours in liquidation,

Jonah

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